Well That Explains Everything

"PS9" (PS9)
05/27/2016 at 11:23 • Filed to: None

Yesterday I loaded a box with 1000 LIVE crickets in it. Viewing window and everything. Sending a box full of bugs to an automated processing center where machines will be handling the box 60% or so of the time is a TERRIBLE IDEA for obvious reasons. I was hoping that would be the first and last time I see a box like that, but probably not because apparently anyone can order live insects on amazon!

Listen. I am a hardworking dedicated person, but I have a limit. If I see boxes of roaches, wasps, and snakes come down that bloody chute, I’m out.

DISCUSSION (11)

ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > PS9
05/27/2016 at 11:28

How bad is it working for an amazon warehouse?

You know you’re doing the lords work right?

PartyPooper2012 > PS9
05/27/2016 at 11:30

ahhhh... that is an AWESOME PRANK... Get a box of crickets and ship it to a buddy....

TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > PS9
05/27/2016 at 11:33

May 27th, I'd say guaranteed that might be for a senior prank at some unsuspecting HS

Clemsie McKenzie > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
05/27/2016 at 11:35

Seriously. I sounds like hell, but blessed be him.

jariten1781 > PS9
05/27/2016 at 11:39

I order worms from amazon. Significantly cheaper than picking them up from the local nurseries. Always chuckle when imagining a box getting busted in process leading to a giant writhing mass of biology flopping onto the floor or a ton of wigglers getting all jammed up in rollers and hoppers or whatever. I imagine it wouldn’t be the oddest thing they’d have to deal with, but it’d certainly be a story for dinner.